Stepping on heads is a Wonderful wedding tradition

And if you sit in my chair, you're DEAD

(Actually, I think these are pretty cute.)

Just Leave Me Be!

If I were trying to sell a wedding gown, I'd try to NOT make the bride look like she:

a) has her period
b) is throwing up
c) just got dumped at the altar

Pretty sure this is NOT Grandma-friendly

Oh hey Nana!  And hey Daddy!  Just giving you a peek at our after school activities.  This is totally appropriate for a family friendly wedding, right?

Where'd you get your dress?

Costco now sells wedding dresses. 

I can't help but wonder, do you get a better deal if you buy more dress?

"Oh my god, if I get a 20 foot train it's $2 less per yard of fabric!"

This is so... America.

A Meteorologist's Wedding Day

They couldn't resist releasing those weather balloons to ensure a sunny wedding day.

(ohweddings.net)

Velour gets me every time.

"I don't know, honey. Even with the new hair gel AND the smoke machine, I'm just not in the mood tonight. I'm sorry."


(alfredangelo.com)

How do you know it's not just falling over?

(www.stephaniethebaker.com)

WHIMSICAL DROOL

whim·si·cal

 adj \ˈhwim-zi-kəl, ˈwim-\

Definition of WHIMSICAL

1

: full of, actuated by, or exhibiting whims (see whim))

2

a : resulting from or characterized by whim or caprice;especially : lightly fanciful <whimsical decorations>b : subject to erratic behavior or unpredictable change

¹drool

 verb \ˈdrül\

Definition of DROOL

intransitive verb

1

a : to secrete saliva in anticipation of foodb : drivel 1

2

: to make an effusive show of pleasure or often envious or covetous appreciation

3

: to talk nonsense

Someday...

... it will be legal.


(from http://www.romanticthreads.com/)